I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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