the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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