Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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