Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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