That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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