I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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