You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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