I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
His hands were made for my vagina.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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