just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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