so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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