White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
false alarm, still single
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