I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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