She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
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