Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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