Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
Too much gin, very little bucket
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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