things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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