Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I'm like, not good at living.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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