What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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