I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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