Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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