i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
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