NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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