the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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