just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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