I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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