I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Randomize
