Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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