i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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