I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
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