i think i have herpe
just one?
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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