I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
why is half of my head shaved?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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