it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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