I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I fill condoms, not promises.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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