I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Randomize
