a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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