If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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