So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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