I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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