Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Success! We fucked roommates!
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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