So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
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