wake up i wanna do it froggy style
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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