i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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