it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
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