Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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