More tranny stories later!
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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