I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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