Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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