Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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