You're my little dorito
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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