feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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