thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
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I need you to use more vowels.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Randomize
