Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I just got carded by a ten year old.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
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