Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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